I made Mummy get up at 4AM to change the battery on the smoke detector because I was scared of the beeping.
Honorary Firefighter
Posts Tagged: Heinz 57
Can I get a Refund?
I put this shoe rack together one afternoon, and the second I put shoes on it it collapsed. A+ racking!
Overzealous Contractor
The sign says, “Mommy, you said you wanted new carpet. I was just helping you.” Love, Kona. I was watching my sisters puppy and thought that leaving Kona in the same room would help the pup be less anxious. Well, apparently Kona did not like being left alone in this room with the puppy. Kona has NEVER chewed up anything so I did not think I’d come home to this.
Mystery Diner
HI IM SAMMIE
I ate an unknown object and made myself sick so I ate grass and made myself even more sick and I think I’m going to throw up and I’m not ashamed.
Not that into Cricket
I ate half a cricket ball and enjoyed it.
There is no ball whatsoever on this earth that Shadow will not destroy and eat.
I’m Roooolin’ in the Rain, Just Rooooolin’ in the Rain!
“I roll in dead worms.” -Birdie
Always rooting for the under [the bed] dog
Barklee likes to hide under the bed when alone. Wearing a cone did not keep him from trying and succeeding. But, he just could not get back out.
Sorry to Eat and Runs
I ate this plant then pooped on the rug after my walk.
Running a toy theft ring
Caught stealing dog toys when the snow melted
Death of a Salesman
I am a Freak! I humped 2 window salesmen in 1 week.
