Gunther (ˈgo͝ontər):
German for I poop behind couches
Ruff Translation
Posts Tagged: Heinz 57
This is NOT my Chair
This is not my chair…but it should be.
XO
Buster
The Taste-Test Conclusion: Needs more Drool
I heard voices from the floor next to my chair. Oh no, my dog activated Siri from biting through my heavy duty phone case and cracked the glass!!
Baby’s First Shower
Had my first shower today because my big brother cocked his leg and pee’d on me 🙁
Sock Tug-of-War
I play tug-of-war with the little human’s socks while she is wearing them.
Paw-rcour
While on vacation, we accidentally left the balcony door open. Sookie decided she was going to come with us. So she jumped over the balcony railing and ran around on the roof of the condos directly below us.
Sibling Dogshaming
Sibling dog shaming
Mr. Frank vs the Ink Cartridge
Mr. Frank takes his upper management position at the bike shop very seriously. FYI the ink is low.
No pressure, but GIVE ME ATTENTION
I don’t care if my Mom is working…she should pet me or my nose presses keys in 5, 4, 3, 2…1!
Trifecta Terri
Sign reads: “Buried a rawhide chew in a planter. Not even remotely sorry.” Well, it appears that Terri is on a roll!
On Wednesday, she rolled in something unspeakably foul while on a walk with me and a friend. I spent ages shampooing her clean. On Wednesday night, she horked up all over the sofa. And on Thursday, she dug up a planter to bury a rawhide bone, and then tracked dirt all over the house and onto the bed (less than half an hour after I had washed the floors and changed the sheets). For a dog, this is surely the Trifecta of naughtiness! It is a good thing that Terri is actually a very sweet girl and we love her so much!
