We took took three of our five rescue Chihuahuas to to local pet store, and Sage decided that that was the perfect time for a bathroom break. Ninja style she pooped while we weren’t looking, resulting in my brand new shoes and the shopping cart getting a new paint job.
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Habitual Offender
repeated trash can digging offenses
Blind leading the blind
Lucky likes to chew and eat any and everything he can get his paws on. While his dad was resting before having to go to work, he got ahold of the glasses (dad is virtually blind without them) and demolished them.
I couldn’t let them drown!
For a bit of fun, we put rubber duckies in our pond. Uno HATES water but will s.t.r.e.t.c.h…..out as far as he can to collect (aka save) them. This is the only one he has chewed-he usually just moves them to safe dry ground.
Bread? What bread?
Food is not safe around Lucy. She will pull food off the counters and that is exactly what she did–she ate the bag and the homemade sourdough bread in the bag!
If I Puke, It Will Be On A Tuesday…
And then I REALLY want to eat it!
Foam rolling with the homies
Jackson has decided that the human foam roller must be a dog toy…
Plant homicide
An innocent plant was murdered in the night. Tater, the only pet large enough to knock it over, gives her statement.
“I’m pretty sure I saw the cat fleeing the scene.”
The cat, meanwhile, is either an excellent actress or was genuinely shocked at the tragic loss of the plant.
Dog McShaming
“I ate two double cheeseburgers and a large fry off the kitchen table, and I am very sorry…but they were great!” -Bailey
Put me in Couch!
It is not OK to eat the couch.