“I took care of that pesky Welcome Mat for you”. We don’t need a welcome mat when I do a good job of humping every guest to welcome them into our home.
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I’ll hover that for you, mom!
My rabbit Bella likes to kick her poop out of her cage. And when she does, Bailey goes over it like a vacuum. She isn’t ashamed:) she does seem slightly embarrassed though.
Frozen meat on a stick
Both my dogs.. Cinnamon (dachshund) and Fred(Multi Racial) Being shamed over a frozen dead squirrel.
I got your backside, friend!
While I walked away to rotate laundry, Leslie decided to take off her poopy diaper. Rosie took the opportunity to lick someone else’s butt for a change of pace. Saved me from having to wipe it off of Leslie’s backside.
H.A. (Humpers Anonymous)
I like humping my daddy’s leg. I am a female. #sorrynotsorry
Blue Steel, or so he thinks.
I will literally never smile in a photograph.
Dog Shaming’s own web dev and friend, Jairus, helped us out with our latest April Fools’ prank (if you haven’t caught on by now, HAPPY APRIL FOOLS’ DAY, HA!). We’ll be back to our regularly scheduled canine confessions tomorrow! Thanks everyone for playing along.
Time is relative[ly late to everything]
If the thing is 10 minutes away and starts at noon, I leave the house at 11:56.
Our friend James submitted this picture of himself on behalf of his wife Sonya. He’s late so often that she was beyond shocked when he was on time for their wedding!
Calmare il telefono!
Non spengo mai il telefono la notte e i messaggi dei miei amici svegliano sempre la mia ragazza. Ma non me!
Translated to english: I don’t turn my phone off at night so my friends’ texts wake up my girlfriend, but not me!
All the way from Italy, our friend Julie sent in this picture of her fiancé Francesco. International love, international shaming!
Let me debrief you
I leave my dirty boxers on the ground for the cat can roll around in.
Hailey’s husband Cully shamelessly leaves his unmentionables all over the bedroom. Bad Cully, bad boy!
Bad blanket stealin’ boyfriend
I steal all the blankets, then roll up like a burrito and sleep diagonally. The lady gets the couch.
Carly submitted this picture of her beau, Arash. We think he should roll his way over to the couch tonight! Bad boy!
