Posts Tagged: Greyhound

Not my Jimmy Chews!

Posted by & filed under Shoe Shames, Submitted.

Dear Mom, I know you like designer shoes, so I made you some “Jimmy Chews”. Love, Redford XOXO

After retiring from the racetrack, my sweet greyhound has taken up a second career as a shoe designer – sigh.

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Extending my lunch.

Posted by & filed under Submitted, Surprise Poops.

Matthias has quite the appetite for anything he stumbles upon during our walks. Be it squirrels, half an old PB &J, or tin foil, he considers it his chance for a snack. In this case, “I ate some hair extensions I found in the park. My parents fear their exit.”

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Little Red Riding Hood

Posted by & filed under Best Friend Betrayal, Submitted, Who's Training Whom.

After her hellish puppy years, where her dear human entertained the idea of sending her back to the rescue (not really…empty threats), Penny has become a model dog. Loyal, obedient, and loving, Penny even knows tons of tricks. She doesn’t really doesn’t understand why her dear human would punish her for nothing by ordering her a custom straightjacket (fleece-dog coat with detachable snood) from Etsy. She is afraid to move in it. Even a single paw.

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