“I had string from a chew toy in teeth and used the carpet as floss”
Our new 6 moth old Great Pyrenees/German Shepherd puppy didn’t think the 100+ toys were acceptable and decided to sample the carpet while we were at work.
“I had string from a chew toy in teeth and used the carpet as floss”
Our new 6 moth old Great Pyrenees/German Shepherd puppy didn’t think the 100+ toys were acceptable and decided to sample the carpet while we were at work.
My name is Ollie and I ate the last piece of my mom and dad’s favorite pizza and didn’t even ask. It was the only thing mom really wanted for dinner. I even licked the crumbs off the floor hoping they wouldn’t notice. I am so ashamed.
In the twelve months I’ve been in my new home, this what I have destroyed:
12 – Window Blinds
11 – Scratched Doors
10 – Holes in the Ponds
9 – Toilet Roll Holders
8 – Kitchen Throw Rugs
7 – Pairs of Shoes
6 – Jacket Linings
5 – Golfing Hats
4 – Pairs of Glasses
3 – Crown Moldings
2 – Doggie Collars, and
The Carpet in the Master Bedroom!
“I tore up Mom’s favorite rooster pillow. Tastes like chicken.”
Five-month-old Oakley, a Golden Pyrenees pup, could blame her dad for leaving her alone downstairs for just a few minutes, or she could blame Checkers, the old Golden Retriever in the room, but she takes full credit for destroying the chanticleer.
My stubborn Beast came downstairs with this stuck on her head…
I ate the dog training manual.
Walter is a 15 week old Border Collie/Lab/Great Pyrenees puppy who weighs about 20 lbs. He’s being adopted out through Big Fluffy Dog Rescue in Enfield, CT. We expect him to be about 60 lbs fully grown. He is extremely smart, happy, very sweet, and great with kids, cats and dogs. He is housebroken, crate trained and never ever naughty. He makes all other puppies look like evil heathens. We cannot for the life of us figure out why Walter has not been adopted yet. Walter is available through Big Fluffy Dog Rescue and is currently living in a private foster home. Click here for more information on Walter.
“I stole the snowman’s nose”.
This is Grace Dog. She normally shows absolutely no interest in vegetables of any kind, but when my three-year-old daughter and I made a snowman yesterday she just had to have the carrot nose.
My border collie/great pyr puppy destroyed the yard. She dug down and chewed up the sprinkler line and flooded part of the back yard. She is NEVER sorry!
Sign says: I AM NOT allowed to sleep on this couch! -Also, I snore
Everytime me and my dog Roope visit my parents he goes to sleep on the couch when all of us people are asleep. He tries to be very secretive about it but almost always gets caught. This time I decided it’s time for some good old dogshaming but as you can see, he has no regrets! He also snores very loudly. Oh, and when we’re at home he likes to sleep in his own bed but snuggles nex to me in the bed when he needs to fart. After he’s done he leaves the room and leaves me in alone in the stench. Thanks a lot!