Posts Tagged: Golden Retriever

I have a steak in this relationship

Posted by & filed under Pilfering Pooches, Submitted.

I hadn’t had a stake in a long time. So I purchased a nice T-bone and put it in a marinade. Went outside to turn the grill on and came In to find Kona enjoying my steak

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Senior Shaming

Posted by & filed under Submitted, Toilet Paper Pups.

I was SO hungry today I ate a while roll of TP and the holder. Now the TP has no home and mom is annoyed. I’m 11 but going on 11 months

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Post-Canadian-Thanksgiving meat sweats

Posted by & filed under Holiday Hooligans, Pilfering Pooches, Submitted.

I made a turkey wrap for my husband’s lunch, walked away for a few seconds and Chance, aka the blond haired thief, stole it and ate it! He at least looks sorry.

The sign says, I ate my dad’s turkey wrap my mom made for his lunch. Snatched it right off the counter.

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Golden opportunity for shaming!

Posted by & filed under Bed Hogs, Submitted.

“I get stuck under the bed and bark when I need out. Usually at night. I did this when I was little. I don’t understand why I get stuck now.” – Hunter, 7 months old.

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Eccellente Taste!

Posted by & filed under Disgusting Doggies, Submitted, Surprise Poops.

When I had the runs, I pooped on my mom’s favorite chair…the one with the silkscreened Italian linen slipcover (that she made herself). The chair was stacked with boxes, but I managed anyway! I’m all better now, thanks!

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Morning glory

Posted by & filed under Bad Bakers, Submitted, Toilet Paper Pups.

“Hi! Maddie here!
Today I ate my mom’s pads. My roommate’s mom was NOT impressed.
I also discovered that, for some reason, I really dig gluten-free flour.”

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