Dogshaming

Stop? Pfft, I don’t think so.

Posted October 6th, 2015 by Audra Williams & filed under Disgusting Doggies, Submitted.

My mom told me “NO!” when I had my nose in the garbage…I stopped looked into her eyes and proceeded ANYWAYS!
I’m NOT sorry! -Sandra

Watson has dessert first

Posted September 30th, 2015 by Audra Williams & filed under Pilfering Pooches, Submitted.

I opened the delivery of dog food.
Not sorry.
(burp)
— Watson

Feeling like the third wheel

Posted September 20th, 2015 by Audra Williams & filed under Double Trouble, Submitted, Third Wheel.

Sadie, the current baby of the family, has been left out of her crate for 6 months, now mom is pregnant and she knows she won’t be the baby anymore!

Just Wanted In

Posted September 12th, 2015 by Audra Williams & filed under Renovation and Redecoration, Submitted.

On a beautiful Spring day Summer was left outside while the family was away. She didn’t appreciate the nice weather and tried to eat her way into the house. Given a bit longer she may have been successful as she made it to the foam interior of the door. The previous rust damage from her scratching probably assisted her efforts. A few days later she was mysteriously ill. While X-rays didn’t show blockage, I have to believe the vomiting episode and subsequent need for IV fluids may have been the result of undigested rust. Other than the shaved legs, she has no lasting effects of her adventure. The door on the other hand needs much attention.

Worst Fur-Niece Ever

Posted September 11th, 2015 by dogkeeper & filed under Best Friend Betrayal, Submitted, Surprise Poops.

My 6 year old golden retriever Gretl is a wonderfully sweet and well-trained dog…except when she visits my sister. Gretl hates her rug and is so good at sneaking off to poop on it, we won’t realize what’s happened until hours later.

(I’m hoping if my sister sees Gretl being dogshamed that she will forgive me for Gretl’s “presents”. Fingers crossed!! )

Finders Keepers

Posted September 7th, 2015 by Audra Williams & filed under Pilfering Pooches, Submitted.

The neighbour’s dog carelessly left his half chewed bone in the yard. I found it, and I am NOT giving it back. My people think it’s kinda gross.

–Abby

Foot mutt

Posted August 31st, 2015 by Audra Williams & filed under Bed Hogs, Submitted.

I sleep at the foot of dad and moms bed and wont move when I’m told to get down. So they cant stretch there legs! 🙂 Love, Maddy Mae

Secret agent for PETA

Posted July 27th, 2015 by Audra Williams & filed under Submitted, Who's Training Whom.

Our 8 month old recent rescue dog dug through the drawer of hand warmers and ignoring all other types went for my one of a kind beaver fur mitts. They were hand made by Inuit woman I met in Rankin Nunavut Canada and it can never be replaced. Could not be mad, because he was never told NOT to chew up rare fur mitts.
Sign says “I chewed up a special mitt (hidden under other not special stuff)”