Moxie stole two $20 bills off the kitchen counter. Ate them. I tried to blame everyone else in the house till I was cleaning the backyard the following day. He’s a big old jerky marshmallow.
Mr. Big Bucks

Moxie stole two $20 bills off the kitchen counter. Ate them. I tried to blame everyone else in the house till I was cleaning the backyard the following day. He’s a big old jerky marshmallow.
Bertie loves getting 3 plus walks a day, but he still worked in cohoots with the cat, Romeo, this morning. Romeo knocked Mama’s pedometer off her night stand, and Bert went to snacking.
Hudson thinks he is the incredible hulk. If he can’t pick it up, he will drag it.
I don’t approve of my mom’s New year’s resolution to learn to knit.
Rolex tries to eat the cotton balls while I’m doing my nails!!!!!!
This is the sixth arm Hayley has stolen off the kids’ snowman. She is completely unrepentant.
When nobody’s in the kitchen, I sneak in and lick all the dishes in the dishwasher!
I am too hyper to be ashamed right now. While my parents were out for dinner, I helped myself to a bag of artificial sweetener–paper and all! When they got home, I was bouncing off the walls, and I could barely sit still for my Dogshaming photo! <3 Riley
Note from the ASPCA website: “Sweeteners such as sucralose (Splenda), aspartame (NutraSweet) and saccharin (Sweet N’ Low) are not known to cause problems in dogs or other pets, as the sweetener xylitol has been shown to do.” (Source: )
My name is Gus, petrified wood is delicious.
Cody is my 9 year old Golden Retriever who has megaesophagus. To help with his megaesophagus he has to eat in a Bailey chair. He does not like it. He’ll either make sad faces, acting like being in the chair is the worst possible thing in the world or just try to escape. But the chair is working and he’s doing a lot better now!