Posts Tagged: Golden Retriever

Hey Big Burper!

Posted March 27th, 2017 by Audra Williams & filed under Disgusting Doggies, Submitted.

I burp like a full grown man but demand to be treated like a princess. And I have to burp in mom or dad’s face otherwise it didn’t count.
I have no shame
Love
Mika

Make it Work

Posted September 25th, 2016 by Audra Williams & filed under Pilfering Pooches, Submitted.

“It’s a bag! Mommy brought home a bag! I wonder what’s in it…is it for me, is it for me?!? It’s….clothes. For her. Oh, this shirt she purchased will never do. It needs a little jazz. Let’s redesign it!”

I ate mommy’s brand new shirt while she was sleeping. Now I have to wear her shirt – the holes are very fashionable.

Straight off the Roll

Posted July 15th, 2016 by Audra Williams & filed under Submitted, Toilet Paper Pups.

I eat toilet paper straight from the roll! (And I’m not sorry)

Lily-Livered Thief

Posted June 3rd, 2016 by Audra Williams & filed under Pilfering Pooches, Submitted.

My name is Lily and I am an unrepentant doughnut thief!

Give him the Benefit of the Doubt

Posted May 28th, 2016 by Audra Williams & filed under Pilfering Pooches, Submitted.

I ate my sister’s Benefit Cosmetics and now my poop is pretty.

In Jail for Stealing Bread

Posted May 17th, 2016 by Audra Williams & filed under Bad Babysitter, Pilfering Pooches, Submitted.

I stole piece of bread from my human sister’s hand. I was so ashamed I crawled under the deck stairs.

MOD DOG

Posted May 14th, 2016 by Audra Williams & filed under Car Corruption, Submitted.

This is Hudson. I think he got fed up of watching me ride off on the Vespa and decided one night to sneak it out and ride it himself.

It’s hip to be Golden

Posted April 15th, 2016 by Audra Williams & filed under Best Friend Betrayal, Submitted.

I left the house in such a rush today I forgot to get my sunglasses… Look like somebody else decided to make them her own!

A True Dog Shaming Confession

Posted April 10th, 2016 by Audra Williams & filed under Best Friend Betrayal, Submitted.

I hate to admit this but sometimes I snuggle with the cat.

Heavenly Clean

Posted April 2nd, 2016 by dogkeeper & filed under Submitted.

Cleanliness is next to Godliness. So, I ate a whole bar of soap. Cash, the golden furry child shown above decided that his mom’s soap tastes pretty good! The nagging thirst that followed was not as pleasant.