I’m sorry I paraded around with your granny panties in my mouth in front of your friends during game night.
(Sorry, I’m not really sorry)
Game night granny panties parade
Posts Tagged: Golden Retriever
Pottery Barn Bind
Dudley the Golden Doodle.
Sock Murderer
My favorite past time is to steal every pair of my mommy’s socks, chew lots of holes in them, and bury them in my back yard. It doesn’t matter if they’re dirty or clean; I don’t discriminate.
Lucy!!!!! You Got Some ‘Splainin’ To Do!!!
My name is Lucy and I’m 3 years old! My mommy doesn’t have to pay income tax this year since I ate her W2 Form today! You’re welcome Mommy!
butter thief.
the wrapper was also delicious.
Broom > Toys
I prefer my moms scented, decorative broom to my three toy bones. It smelled nice while I destroyed it, I have no shame.
Only one in the world who doesn’t like the smell of fresh laundry
If my mommy doesn’t immediately fold the laundry right out of the dryer, then I like to poop on top of the laundry basket full of clean clothes…
Abby
Hi, my name is Abby, and I am a compulsive pillow licker
Bonne fête!
I ate my little mistress shoe for her birthday <3
J’ai mangé la chaussure de ma petite maîtresse pour son anniversaire <3
Olà Brasil!
Translation: It tastes amazing, I could not resist.
My dad got mad, but I knew that Mom got a new couch.
Lunna
