I ate a double batch of blue corn pancake batter.
We’re all going to be sorry…
I’m going to be so blue

I ate a double batch of blue corn pancake batter.
We’re all going to be sorry…
I stole baby JJ’s Teddy Bear and chewed it all up and when I got in trouble, I then ate the underwire out of his mom’s bra. Bobby
I am 9 years old today!! And scared of this piece of paper…….
“I’m Archie. I rolled in dead animal guts for the 4th time this week! I love the way I smell, but make my mommy gag. She also can’t find the animal. TBC…” Check out the smear of stench on my neck.
This is mom’s favorite sweater.
Our 5 month old Goldendoodle, Corolla, kept coming inside filthy…until we found this hole in the backyard of our rental. She dug through netting, rocks and a few questionable construction materials.
I have a sweet tooth and I stole my mom’s candy … a whole bag of it.
Mowgli decided he was tired of me ignoring him to study for the bar exam, so he stole a bag of strawberry licorice (which I had bought to have as study snacks) and ate the whole thing.
This is Roxy. She likes to eat her family’s things. Only the new things though. She is a VERY BAD dog.
I thought Jessie was sleeping under my bed. I was wrong…..
I didn’t like this book