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Posts Tagged: Golden Retriever
The third stair is creaky
“Each time my paws touch stair #3, I fart really loudly. Thank God my parents have terrible hearing. I am disgusting.” – Gretchen
Scout In Dolby Digital
We no longer have surround sound because I chewed the cord.
Dudley Don’t Right
I brought mouthfuls of dirt into the house.
I am not sorry,
Dudley
Garbage Head
I eat dirty kleenex when no one is looking
Party Poopers?
When our owner arrived home, two short hours before our human sister’s birthday party, she discovered we had eaten all 24 birthday cupcakes – brightly coloured wrappers and all.
Barley Likes Undies
We often come home to find daddy’s dirty underwear in the middle of the bedroom floor and Barley looking very shameful! This time, he needed some public shaming.
Shoes are the breakfast of champions
“I ate my mom’s shoe for breakfast. And I enjoyed every moment.” My 6 month old golden retriever Felix finally discovered how fun chewing shoes can be. If only he had picked my boyfriend’s shoe instead!
Only bottled water for this fancy pup!
She loves to splash around all of the water and get all wet and muddy! But then I realize what I have done, and I suddenly get thirsty.
I Found Your Underwear
Look, I found your underwear… that I’d hidden. Clyde loves to sneak into our bedroom and steal underwear and socks – she’s obsessed!