We came back from London to find that “Cash” ate the money we left for our dog sitter/nephew. Btw, my nephew said before we left that he wouldn’t take any money for dog sitting…..Cash must have overheard.
Cash is King, clearly
Posts Tagged: Golden Retriever
Oh, you want to sleep here too?
Brody, my 2 year old Golden, is spoiled rotten and sleeps on the bed. Let me rephrase that, sleeps across the ENTIRE bed.
Me Da Cookie Monster!
Went to visit my parents yesterday evening. My mother, being the sweet human being she is, had a plate of at least a dozen cookies sitting in the centre of her kitchen table. We all stepped outside for a few minutes, but we left my golden retriever, Josie, inside. Josie is a perfectly well-behaved house dog, never acts up of gets into anything she knows she is not supposed to. Upon going back in, we discovered an empty plate on the table, crumbs directly in front of Josie, while she sits there with a big ole, cookie-eating grin on her face.
The plate that is hanging on her neck just so happens to be the plate that her evening snack was on.
You are NOT the Easter bunny.
Easter
Too Enthusiastic at Easter Dinner
Humping of the dinner guests is an issue Max is working through. Luckily Mom and Dad’s dinner guest and parish priest was a super good sport about it!
I didn’t start the fire, or did I?
At 1:00 a.m., I was luckily awoken by the sound of the ignitor on the gas stove. Ran downstairs to find the paper pizza plate ablaze (and empty). Ironically, our other two dogs are crated at night because they are destructive if let unattended. :/
Vet’s comment was so NOT funny
Nala is my 3 year old rescue Golden (from Adopt a Golden in Atlanta). I had mixed up homemade raisin bran muffin batter and was preheating the oven. Left the kitchen for 2 minutes and Nala counter-surfed and ate about 90% of the batter! When I went back in the kitchen the bowl was still sitting on the counter! She must have had her head in it! Called the vet, told them about the raisins, and had to bring her in. Thankfully they made her purge the contents and she was just fine. All is well, but those healthy muffins did cost me big bucks!!
Cheese and toots
I ate the babysitter’s large pizza last night…..today I farted in my new vet’s face.
The the kind of midnight snack you want your dog to have…
I ate cat poop, so I don’t get to have my nite-nite biscuit.
Roxie Got A Job!
After a bath Roxie decided she couldn’t smell herself anymore. So she waited until it was dark outside and charged out after a skunk. She got there so fast she was very close and got sprayed in the mouth and face instead of her whole body. She thinks she is now a professional and is seeking employment as a skunk exterminator. Need help? Call 1-800-Roxie-Skunk-inator.
