Dogshaming

Flip Floppin’ shoe shame!

Posted December 18th, 2014 by & filed under Shoe Shames, Submitted.

Not only has Eva eaten left floppies, she has also destroyed 2 potholders, countless undies and several socks have been buried.

Orna-mental about shiny things!

Posted December 7th, 2014 by & filed under Holiday Hooligans, Submitted.

This is Sasha Belle, our two year old German Shepherd. She is destroying our beautiful Christmas tree one ornament at a time.

Like Father, Like Dog

Posted December 3rd, 2014 by & filed under Farting Furballs, Submitted.

Gravy isn’t sure where that noise is coming from, he only knows it’s squeakier when he sits on the hardwood. Sign says: “I can’t stop farting. Love, Gravy”

Time Barker Cable Tech Support

Posted November 28th, 2014 by & filed under Submitted, Technophobes.

I chewed up the satellite TV cable and pulled it right off the house.

Frisbee is for the Birds

Posted November 25th, 2014 by & filed under For the Birds, Submitted, Who's Training Whom.

I can jump 5 feet in the air to catch the neighbours chicken in mid flight, but I wont play Frisbee.

PS. The chicken lived.

Did I do all of that?

Posted November 13th, 2014 by & filed under Escape artists, Submitted, Technophobes, Toilet Paper Pups, Vomit Comet.

Don’t let his size fool you…he’s only 6 months old. He had previously spilled water on my phone, forcing me to get a new one. I then come home to a crate with the corner chewed out of the bottom and berber carpet pulled up, chewed up, and in a pile. I am NOT looking forward to the phone call to the landlord…or the bill for the new carpet. As I was trying to clean up the carpet, he threw up carpet bits right next to me. Thanks, Aero! You definitely live up to the puppy reputation.

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s a dog shame

Posted November 6th, 2014 by & filed under Pilfering Pooches, Submitted.

I ate 3/4 of a pizza off of the counter, then a whole stick of butter AFTER I broke Mommy’s favorite vintage butter dish.

Fake ID? This is totally me!

Posted October 28th, 2014 by & filed under Best Friend Betrayal, Submitted.

“I ate my mommy’s ID badge for work.”

Lexi, our 9 month old Shepherd mix puppy, got curious one night and found my ID badge on the table. The next morning I found the ID badge and holder on her dog bed destroyed. I had to go to the school district where I work and tell them my dog ate my ID badge…really!