I allowed a dog at the park to pee on my mom’s leg while she was picking up my poop. I stood there and smiled because I thought it was funny. I’m not ashamed. -Rocky
Posts Tagged: French Bulldog
Revenge Poop
Mom & Dad were cuddling on the couch & wouldn’t let me up so I took a GIANT crap right in front of them while staring them dead in the eyes. Cuddle time was over.
-Mingus the French Bulldog, Miami, FL
I can’t believe we wore the same sweater to this party!
I stripped my brother naked and ate his sweater.
Ghastly horror
Slightly unfortunate to have a French Bulldog who loves central heating
The French (missed) Connection
“My name is Hank & I think it’s funny to take my mom’s panties outside for the neighbors’ to find!”
Nothing says “awkward” like finding your 70-something male neighbor at your door, holding a pair of your lacy panties! Don’t let Hank’s big, sad eyes fool you. He’s not sorry. In fact, he did it for the second time this week this morning! Thankfully, my boyfriend found them this time instead of my elderly neighbors!
If I sneeze on it, do I now own it?
I sneezed on the baby.
I need my beauty sleep
“I wake everyone up at 6:00am. Once they are out of bed, I go back to sleep. For the rest of the day.”- Sookie (French bulldog/pug)
Look at the ‘state’ of the break room!
Della Wear, the baby french bulldog pooped in the break room just before the lunch breaks started.
Lazy Boy
Bowie is a french bulldog who eats leather, paper and drywall. He keeps the shoe repair guy in business with my bags and nice leather boots. What can I do? Just look at him?? He’s the Brad Pitt of dogs.
Not Always Silent, Usually Deadly
Stitch the French Farter