I Ate Rocks For Lunch

Sid and Lola. They each have multiple crimes. Choosing one each was tough.
This is Abe Lincoln. This is a new pastime of his. I’m not proud.
This is Deuce. The smell of his farts has cleared rooms.
I’ve now taken to making love to every carpet I sit on.
Max is an extremely flatulent dog and lets it rip when something feels good…like a back scratch.
Seriously.
No shame.
Presumably the guilty party.
My Shake Shack Pooch-ini tasted better the first time around 🙁
recycling can be a crime