At least he can’t eat the crotch out of them when he gets them stuck this tight!
At Least He Can’t Eat The Crotch Out Of Them

At least he can’t eat the crotch out of them when he gets them stuck this tight!
I took a local, organic apple out of the fruit bowl. Nothing but the best for me. I owe mom $1.
I got caught peeing on the bath mat.
lolla, and our last dinner chair
Mom stood in line for hours to get his autograph. It only took me a few minutes to destroy it.
I eat DVDs when no one is home!
Those dirty paws… guilty! FOR SHAME!!!
Meet Murphy, the little pervert. When guests think he’s being friendly by jumping on their laps, he’s really trying to paw a feel.
I’m not even mad… that’s amazing.