At least he can’t eat the crotch out of them when he gets them stuck this tight!
Posts Tagged: French Bulldog
I Stole An Apple
I took a local, organic apple out of the fruit bowl. Nothing but the best for me. I owe mom $1.
I Got Caught Peeing On The Bath Mat
I got caught peeing on the bath mat.
Lolla And Our Last Dinner Chair
lolla, and our last dinner chair
Mom Stood In Line For Hours To Get His Autograph
Mom stood in line for hours to get his autograph. It only took me a few minutes to destroy it.
I Eat DVDs When No One Is Home
I eat DVDs when no one is home!
I Steal Tomatoes
Those dirty paws… guilty! FOR SHAME!!!
Meet Murphy, The Little Pervert
Meet Murphy, the little pervert. When guests think he’s being friendly by jumping on their laps, he’s really trying to paw a feel.
I Pooped In Your Pocket
I’m not even mad… that’s amazing.