I lick my man parts whilst staring at guests. Awkward.
Love,
Orville
I lick my man parts whilst staring at guests. Awkward.
Love,
Orville
I chew up all notices that get slid under the door before anyone can read them.
Sammy the skunky dog!
30 pairs of shoes in the closet…
I find the slippers every time.
Charlie is an ungrateful treat snob.
“Who’s Moo Shu …?? Never heard of him.” (After pulling Mommy’s Chinese food off the counter and onto his head, unaware that he was wearing the evidence.) Charlie Rocket has no shame.
I tried to catch all the coloured bubbles my human sister was blowing around the yard! Side note….thank goodness they where crayola non toxic and mostly washable!
Lock.The.Door.
I did a sneaky second poop whilst my mum was not looking…and got her fined £50!!!
Does this mean I have to go back in the crate?