I jerked my mom in the direction of a Great Dane causing her to fall and break her collarbone.
I broke… my Mom
Posts Tagged: Flat-Coated Retriever
Mystery Solvent
Mystery Solved
I’ve been eating cash from Mom’s purse for years (7)
Mom thought she was just Irresponsible with cash.
I returned it when I was done – IN THE YARD AS POO
It ate the lotion in the basket
“To the ladies at work: I ate your gifts. If your hands are dry this winter, it’s ALL MY FAULT”
mouse trap
I broke the mouse trap to eat the peanut butter inside.
ATE ALL MY KANGA BANGAS
Max sneakily opened the oven and ate 7 of my 8 kangaroo sausages … Naughty boy lol
Hungry Puppy
So I ate the ham bone from the split pea soup… no big deal!
Should have dropped out…
Fred graduated from basic, intermediate, and advanced training classes but only learned “sit.”
Pizza Thief
I ate an extra large pepperoni pizza…and the mail.
Obi loves tennis balls
When my owners turn their backs I shred my toys into tiny pieces, and spread them all over the house…
Carbo loading
Daphne the bread lover.
