I couldn’t wait to get to the grass…So I pooped in the street.
I Couldnt Wait To Get To The Grass

I couldn’t wait to get to the grass…So I pooped in the street.
At least they love each other. Our other dog growls. Jealousy shame.
Portia’s shame is shameful.
“I am NOT allowed to sit on the window sill”
However I do do it anyways, while up here I like to coat the curtains in fur, bark at the neighbours, horde toys and sometimes force open the window with the broken latch.
I am a panini thief!
Bleux… Naughty boy
I actually chased the postman down the road I’m a giant cliché
Not all dogs can fart out aloud. Tommy knows it’s a gift.
the shame of self-hatred