I couldn’t wait to get to the grass…So I pooped in the street.
Posts Tagged: English Labrador
Im A Serial Panty Eater
At Least They Love Each Other
At least they love each other. Our other dog growls. Jealousy shame.
Portias Shame Is Shameful
Portia’s shame is shameful.
I Am Not Allowed To Sit On The Window Sill
“I am NOT allowed to sit on the window sill”
However I do do it anyways, while up here I like to coat the curtains in fur, bark at the neighbours, horde toys and sometimes force open the window with the broken latch.
I Am A Panini Thief
I am a panini thief!
Bleux Naughty Boy
Bleux… Naughty boy
I Actually Chased The Postman Down The Road Im A
I actually chased the postman down the road I’m a giant cliché
I bark at my own arse
Not all dogs can fart out aloud. Tommy knows it’s a gift.
the shame of self-hatred