“I jumped on Mom on the back deck and pulled down her pants…and underwear…in front of the neighbors.” -Remi
I ‘pantsed’ Mom…

“I jumped on Mom on the back deck and pulled down her pants…and underwear…in front of the neighbors.” -Remi
I ate a whole firestarter log.
Editor’s note: “fire logs are made of sawdust, agricultural fibres, waxes and oils; we are not aware of any ingredients that would cause a chemically toxic reaction should your pet consume a small amount of these products.” [source]
Just posing with my swag!!! Thanks Dog Shaming!!!
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Wanda is a Seeing Eye Dog Puppy who is very curious and loves to chew and eat anything that belongs to her Mum!
“I ate the kid’s foam number puzzle and now I’m pooping out numbers like the lottery!”
All numbers have been recovered and she is fine….won’t be playing with that puzzle again.
I eat daddy’s girlfriend’s underwear while they’re sleeping.
He also eats dirty socks.
I have a basket full of toys….I ate the basket instead. I’m not ashamed.
Finnegan
Sam and Guinness cannot be trusted home alone, clearly.
Seven kittens have been living at my house and I don’t know what it is about them but those things are scary!
I ate this pizza while my human was in the shower. I’m not sorry.