They left me alone in the house, uncrated, to see what I would do. I opened the unlocked interior garage door, setting off the alarm. Then the police came …
Ho ho oh no you Didn’t!
Posts Tagged: dogshaming
Dynamite Daisy Doxie Defeats Foes!
I chew holes in mommy’s panties so I can fight crime as the masked wrestler Dynamite Daisy!
I Like to Watch
Mia peed on the headrest of the couch, Samadhi watched.
Greaser Girl
I got busy in kitchen while Mom graded papers.
The Definition of Insanity is…
Our dog will repeatedly go into the bathroom then shut the door behind him so he can’t get out. Then he whines and barks until someone lets him out only to do it all over again 5 minutes later!
Butters’ Car Ride of Shame
Butters gets car sick
It’s not Millenials Killing the DVD Industry…
I am a DVD killer. I even brought one that I killed to my owner. Shilo
Trick and Treat!
Christina’s two pups Chester and Barney are really two howl-o-ween pups up to no good!
I Was Labrador Retrieving them!
My name is Ellie. I heard that raw eggs are good for my coat! So I ate not 1, not 2, or 3,4,5,6,7, but 8! Shells and all! Now I have putrid farts and have to stay outside.
#sorrynotsorry
Did you Say Pup-cakes?
Bruce ate our cupcakes.
