I eat chicken poop! Mom says my breath is fowl!
Fowl Breath
Posts Tagged: Dachshund
Dachshund alterations done for cheap
I ate Josh’s underpants. I feel no remorse.
Heinrich is a fashion designer who prefers to work with cotton knits and specializes in undergarments.
It was a boobie trap
Laverne got stuck in one of mommy’s bras…. apparently Shirley (not pictured) set up a boobie trap.
Frozen meat on a stick
Both my dogs.. Cinnamon (dachshund) and Fred(Multi Racial) Being shamed over a frozen dead squirrel.
Diggin’ Dachie
Peanut loves people food. And she has no fear of retribution.
Delicious, delicious tissues
Sign reads: I like to chew up used tissues. My human has a cold. YUM!
Henry the long-haired Dachshund recently passed at the old age of 16. He was a good dog but sometimes couldn’t control himself; apparently he loves the taste of snot.
Frozen weenies
We destroyed our electric blanket. Now we are cold.
Inappropriate Party Guest
“I like to inappropriately flash people my ‘lipstick’ at parties.” – Rambo
It’s really awkward.
Side-eye Sorrow
I escaped the fenced garden, crossed an icy canal (I am very lucky that the ice was thick enough to hold me!), chased a fox, rolled in something smelly, chased a cat, and made my mommy cry. I am a brat. (Look at this face, you can’t be angry at this face!)
Munchkin
Munchkin is 10 years old and I’ve had her since she was 7 weeks old. A typical food crazy dachshund, she steals food from anyone who isn’t savvy to her thieving ways. A horrible beggar as well, but completely unashamed of any and all inappropriate behaviour.
