I make sure Mommy will never get a date again….
Posts Tagged: Dachshund
Panty Raiders of the Lost Hamper
Max is perfect…when he’s sleeping
Max has panic attacks. Found him with his head sticking out of the crate next day he tore up the shower curtain. Then the next day had him in the car when we got back from dinner discovered he chewed right through the seat belt! But look how cute while he is asleep.
Butter believe a dachshund did this…
I convinced the cat to knock a stick of butter off the counter, and ate the entire stick. I then proceeded to vomit butter on Mommy’s bedspread. Now I have a tummy ache AND I’m in trouble!
My name is Ripley and I live to eat. Anything.
New flip flop.. Or new chew toy?
Klaus and Cosmo thought my new havaianas were their new chew toy. I never got the wear them…
Mister Jones Crocodile hunter
Meet ‘Mister Jones’, my very special guy, always willing to help when danger in around! the crocs didn’t stand a chance :p
The Shredder
I’m the reason mom and dad don’t buy nice sheets anymore. This is the third incident, so I’m obviously not sorry. -Elf
Techno-savvy dog
It only took her 5 seconds while I turned my back to destroy the bluetooth….it wouldn’t be the first time. 2 seconds after getting in trouble I started eating my boy‘s race track…it’s what I do!
How much wood?
Hi I’m Minnie—and I hate being left home—so today I decided to eat the bathroom door.
“I’m Part Woodchuck!”
The real reason dinosaurs went extinct!
Minion has this thing about de-gutting every toy! He must think there all squirrels.