I CHEWED MY MOMS IPHONE CORD IN HALF!
Ed. note: oh my gosh, look at that little sad-face!! So cute, can’t get mad at that!
I CHEWED MY MOMS IPHONE CORD IN HALF!
Ed. note: oh my gosh, look at that little sad-face!! So cute, can’t get mad at that!
While my mom was at the market, I went through her backpack and ate her scantrons and stethoscope. Now she won’t have a stethoscope for her 12 hour shift tomorrow 🙁
Hank gets taken to work and thinks its funny to be taken out and pee as soon as he comes back inside.
I love my mommy and daddy sssooo much i give them methane cuddles everynight. Love susie
I pooped behind mom’s computer chair and when she rolled back to see what the smell was, she rolled right though my poop.
This pillow was not soft enough on the outside, so I took some stuffing out to make room and got in…
I Pooped in the A/C Vent and now the entire house smells.
I ate my grandma and grandpa’s pumpkin pie…I NEVER get put in the kennel… I AM in a lot of trouble!!!
I howl so loudly while you are away, that
the neighbors call the landlord because they think one of us must be dying inside the house.