Dad forgot my allowance. I helped remind him.
Posts Tagged: Dachshund
I Use My Cone For A Battering Ram On Everything
I use my cone for a battering ram, on everything.
After I Poop I Wait For My Human To Tie Up The
After I poop, I wait for my human to tie up the poop bad. Then I poop again.
This Is Millie
This is Millie
I Use The Doggie Door But Still Come Back Inside
I use the doggie door, but still come back inside to use a puppy pad. I am NOT a puppy.
Scooter The Diaper Loving Doxie Is A Bad Boy
Scooter the diaper loving doxie is a bad boy!
Ollie Loves Hanging Out
Ollie loves hanging out!
Bad Dora
Bad Dora!
Lady The Cereal Killer
Lady the Cereal Killer.
I Make Mom Hold An Umbrella Outside So I Can Pee
“I make mom hold an umbrella outside so I can pee when it’s raining. Then I won’t pee because the grass is wet.” Love, Bailey.