I’m very needy and whine any time my mom isn’t paying attention to me. As a result, she’s threatening to make a hot dog for lunch.
No weenies were harmed during this shaming

I’m very needy and whine any time my mom isn’t paying attention to me. As a result, she’s threatening to make a hot dog for lunch.
My name is Bart, I eat all things pillow-like…. this is the second time, I have opened up the big cushion in the big chair and destroyed it…
My favorite food is my mommy’s underwear!
– Indie the Dachshund
Skittles keeps finding chocolate, no matter how careful we are! We’ve made 3 trips to the emergency vet in the last 3 months. He’s still worth it…
This is 5 year old Maggie from Tampa, Florida. Maggie is the sweetest dog in the world, however we just discovered she does not approve at all of Black Friday shopping!
Building Ikea furniture in our new apartment, Hanno upheld our Ikea tradition and ate all the instructions.
Pinky is a beagle/dachshund mix from Imperial Beach, CA. She is 5 years old and is the sweetest thing. Despite her sad eyes, she is a happy dog that would be content just being by your side. She is house broken, spayed, and up to date with her shots. She gets along well with other dogs, but would do best in a house with no small children. She’s available for adoption through Open Arms Rescue in Imperial Beach, CA.
Penny hates walks and plays dead any time she sees me coming with her leash… it makes it very difficult to put the leash on
Hank refuses to get off the bed when Mom and Dad want to “do their thing”. Mom does not appreciate a random cold wet nose at the most inappropriate time!
Bailey is NOT ashamed to eat anything left around the house, even a home-made Christmas ornament left out to dry!