I steal baby carrots when I think nobody’s looking.
Carrot Thief
Posts Tagged: Dachshund
Tissue Tearing Teckels.
When mommy and daddy came home from dinner, they found a small blizzard of tissues shreded all over the living room floor!
Bebe the Creep
Bebe loves to creep.
Going on the naughty list!
I chew up all the toys my mommy buys me!
Macy Eats Candy Cane
So yum! Macy likes to eat the decorations off of the tree, but the candy canes are her favorite! When Mom and Dad move them higher up on the tree, she just uses the chair to help her reach.
Ranger
Ranger the terrifying dachshund who barks at small children and makes them pee. He thinks he is being friendly so then wags his tail and tries to lick them!
The hot dog who wanted a hamburger instead
After an extremely long day at work all my fiancé wanted was his hamburger. Henry had other plans.
Notice Me
“I will make myself taller so you notice me begging for food” … my dachshund Benny must have taught himself this trick to look cute as he begs for food. It doesn’t work….all the time.
Editor’s note: My dogs absolutely do this. Is this a weenie-specific trait?
Still jealous after 8 months
I’m normally a good boy, BUT if mommy and daddy leave their bedroom door open at night, I go poop in the baby’s room EVERY TIME!
Not so patiently waiting…
“Hi, I will just sit right here while you are eating until you give me some” . My dachshund Benny has no shame when it comes to begging for food.
