I’m not into Health food.
I don’t like apples

I’m not into Health food.
I sneak away to eat horse poop and try to give kisses after.
-Annie
Mom spent lots of hours making her first quilt. This is the third time she’s patched it because I keep eating it. It just tastes so delicious…
I just destroyed my 5tth set of blinds. – Gabbi
My dog, Winston got so mad that I left him to go to roller derby practice that he decided to pull my skate out of my bag and eat the entire back end.
Marvin climbed the stool and pulled the whole sheet of wax paper on the floor.
We are made to lay in this disgusting, cold, hard bed.
But mom, it was SO good!!!!
A Haiku
When my mom is gone
I like to eat a buffet
from the trashcan. Yum!
This is Harley. He actually broke our automatic trashcan soon after we got it by knocking it over. As you can see, he is not sorry!