My name is Bit-Bit and… I can’t stop licking the walls.
*Yes, she destroyed the paint in the bottom right picture.
Bit-Bit also chews on used plastic water bottles because they are loud and crunchy.
The first step is admitting you have a problem.

My name is Bit-Bit and… I can’t stop licking the walls.
*Yes, she destroyed the paint in the bottom right picture.
Bit-Bit also chews on used plastic water bottles because they are loud and crunchy.
Nut actually had the poop scared out of him (all over a TSA agent) when he went through airport security. The agent had to leave his station to go clean up. So embarrassing!
“I had the largest poop of my life on a TSA agent when my human was going through airport security. I’m a nervous flyer. – Nut”
We were trying to help take out the trash.
Two Weiner Dogs (Jasper and Annie)
One of us stole a couple pairs of underwear from our house guests, even though our mom can not prove who is guilty, she has a suspect.
I climbed onto the kitchen counter and pigged out on my parents’ breakfast for tomorrow. There goes my diet.
This is my 8 year old dachshund Ginger. She’ll occasionally let some pretty stinky farts out, and this time she happened to fart near my face.
Brandi is available for adoption through the Southern California Dachshund Relief rescue in San Diego, CA.
Brandi has no shame about climbing onto the hood of the car to survey her vast domain.
Brandi is a beautiful purebred dachshund looking for her furever home, preferably where she can be spoiled rotten and spend her time warming your lap. She’s good with other dogs, older children who respect that smaller dogs need to be treated with care, and LOVES to cuddle. She really enjoys going on walks, is housebroken, up to date on her shots, spayed and would like nothing more than a home of her own.
I got loose and ran like a crazy dog around the yard of our condo entrance just as all the neighbors decided to drive by and glare at my mommy like she’s the worst dog owner ever.
“While you were gone, I fed and dressed myself!”
We came home to find Duncan wearing his dog food bag. He was very pleased with himself!