Posts Tagged: Dachshund

You’re welcome, Mom.

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You didn’t let me in fast enough, so I ate your welcome mat. You’re welcome, Mom. I’m not sorry.

P.S. I also finished eating the note after you took this picture.

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Announcing Dog Shaming: The Book!

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DOGSHAMING

I’m so excited to reveal the cover for my book, Dog Shaming. Here’s a mockup of the cover for Dog Shaming—Beau and Dasha sure seem excited about the book! The book is coming out on September 24, 2013, but you can secure your copy by pre-ordering today.

Thank you for all of your support, readership, and amazing submissions. I’m so thankful for the smiles and laughter that your fabulous submissions provide every day. This book would not have been possible if not for the consistent support from you and your fabulous pooches. Here’s to Dog Shaming: The Book!

 

Woof!

Pascale

PS: Pre-order your copy of Dog Shaming here.

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Princess and the Pea

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Some dogs may sleep on the floor, but not Sienna. She will find the tallest stack of pillows, blankets or clothes to sleep on top of. She’s a princess and definitely not ashamed.

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I Dig It

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I put my ball under the couch ON PURPOSE then dig for it like a maniac. I have ruined BOTH couches!

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Floor Cleaner

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Oscar the dachshund will obsessively lick the floor for hours on end, even though it’s perfectly clean and nothing has been spilled on it

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Bubba Jo Saboteur Extraordinaire!

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Bubba Jo chewed up my earbuds and my prescription glasses today. Yes. Both the same day. I can’t drive without my glasses.
To add insult to injury, I’m an animal behaviorist and he thinks it’s funny to sabotage my career.

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Minty’s first shaming

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“I learned how to work the Roomba vacuum and now turn it off when it’s on, and on when it’s off. I can manipulate sophisticated technology, but not come when called. –Minty”

This is Minty, my 2 year old rescue dachshund. She is fiendishly smart and a quick learner–when she wants to be. I anticipate many more dog shamings in her future.

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