…in your mouth while you are sleeping.
I stick my nose…
Posts Tagged: Dachshund
Wiener gone wild
Mojo Jojo turned Mom’s teddy into a sex toy…and he couldn’t look less guilty.
The world is your firehydrant
I pooped on the beach.
Tea for two?
The doorbell rang and my owner went to see who was there. Dachshunds love tea. Everybody knows that.
Sadie couldn’t wait; hilarity ensued.
I was taking Sadie outside & she sniffed around our deck. The next thing I knew, she was peeing. All I could hear was the pee running down to our neighbour’s deck. The next thing I heard was our neighbour’s door closing. Uh oh.
The call is coming from inside the house!
I ate your phone cord. Now you can play with me forever. Wait, is that a cell phone charger….
Oscar farts in your general direction
“I like to sit in front of the fan and fart” – Oscar the wiener dog.
Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!
“I tried to eat my way out of the kitchen gate.” Cooper the miniature dachshund is not a fan of dividing walls!
Steady Eddie, The Wee-nie
Eddie the Dachshund peed on dad’s towel.
Mommy needed a new couch anyway
My doggie pal Blue and I chewed a big hole in Mommy’s couch, so that she could get a new one. After I made the hole really deep, Blue peed in it.
