I think the 2 yr olds potty chair is my snack bowl.
Potty poopin’ dachshund
Posts Tagged: Dachshund
Alex cries alone in the bathroom
This is Alex my 3 year old dachshund. He uses his nose to go into the empty bathroom and then the door shuts behind him and he’s stuck inside. He does this at minimum 5 times a day EVERY day. He whines and cries to be let out… then acts like nothing ever happened afterward. He never learns. LOL
It’s too early for back to school!!
My dog Brian got into the school supplies two days before school, chewed up most of the pencils, ate 3 out of 6 glue sticks, and chewed the corner of a ream of printer paper so every thing we print has teeth marks on it. He is not a dog that chews anything in the house, he only chews things in yellow shopping bags because he thinks they are juice boxes and school snacks. He tore open the supplies, and apparently though glue was a major food group. Then he pooped Glue sticks and erasers a couple days later.
Fire ants got my weenie’s weenie
Ant hills do not make good pee targets.
don’t be mislead by innocent look
I have a thing for lingerie and when humans leave I like to dress up and feel pretty.
Broken-leg syndrome
When we take Louie out for a walk in the cold weather he fakes an injury to his leg to get carried back home. He does not like the cold.
Get in bed!
“Yes Mom, I am IN my bed!”
Simon took “getting in bed” a little too literal. Time to buy yet another new pet bed for him!
Careful where you sit!
“I’m sorry, did you want to sit here?”
Sometimes Simon gets a little chilly, but the inside of the couch cushion is toasty!
Superstar Memory Ruiner
This is Kenny, a two year old Dachsund – Minature Pinscher mix. He likes to eat vacation souvenirs that my mommy got from her friends. He’s not sorry…just upset he didn’t eat the other 3 legs.
Barf Breath!
Gussie ate our cat Tino’s vomit and was proudly walking around with vomit breath!
