I eat tampons. They are delicious!
Puck is a Tampon Connoisseur
Posts Tagged: Dachshund
A little redundant…
Sometimes I stand outside and go woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof
Butt, I heart you?
I jumped into the tiny human’s lap & ate all of her mac & cheese while she sat there & cried
Mr. Peanuts gets fired from his first babysitting gig
Mr Peanuts has always been jealous of his little sister sitting on the chair in the bedroom, so he ate her while mum was at work.
Editor’s note: FYI, That’s not a real baby!! LOL
Blame the new guy
I left our foster dog Carter out of his crate alone for the first time and found these two like this.
I Liked My Health Care Plan
This is Molly. If she has wheezing coughing attacks, she gets an allergy pill smothered in peanut butter. But tonight, she forced some coughs, licked her lips and looked at her me.
I ate mom’s memories
Our rescue, Sasha, is quite skittish, but she is also a trouble maker. I have no idea how she got to this box as it was under a dresser but she ate the lid and some photos. And she is not sorry at all.
Wink, wink, nudge, nudge
This is Gigi, my 3 yr-old Chiweenie. A little “commando” in her own right, apparently she believes crotches in apparel are cruel confinement. She is shameless and unapologetic about it, too! When I went to take her Mugshot of Shame, she actually WINKED!
Pept-oh-no Bismol
This is Nemo, he ate the plastic hat off of his penguin and now his tummy hurts. His Mom isn’t looking forward to tomorrow morning’s bathroom visit…
Dr. No feel good
Arthur doesn’t care for medicine, even when it will make him feel better
