I chew the legs off my toys!!….. And I get to wear them!!
I chew the legs….
Posts Tagged: Dachshund
We need to taco ’bout your eating habits
LahDee was mad that her brother got to go for a walk, so she ate all of our tortillas.
Peanut Butter and Jetta time!
After a long day at work, I sat down to a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich. I thought about the sandwich the entire commute home from work, which was approximately an hour. My little dachshund Jetta jumped in my lap, distracted me with her adorableness, and then wolfed down my sandwich in five seconds flat.
You should BEE in class!
I always know when Mom needs to be somewhere on time, so that’s when I cause the most trouble. Today, I tried to eat a bee right before Mom left for class. I spat it out. It was yucky.
Cool as a cucumber
Nancy ate 1/2 the cucumber!
Mama Loves Her Old Weiner (and she doesn’t mean daddy)
“I pooped in my mama’s bed this morning, and she still loves me.”
Alice still gets to sleep in mama’s bed even though sometimes she poops in it.
The Dog Who Ate The Boy Who Lived
Moose was mad that I left him for an hour to go to the gym. So he decided to join Team He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named.
I’m coming out of the closet, looking fabulous!
“I was mad Mom left, so I took everything out of the closet.”
-Sadie
I’m ready for my algebra test!
Outlaw eats pencils. He has such an attitude, he is proud of it! No shame here! He is as proud as he can be!
I might be short and chubby, but I’m still athletic!
No matter how far back on the counter you put the food, this short chunky pooch will get it. Gotta love him.
