I’m Bongo, and I like to steal the napkins off people’s laps and my dads’ dinner parties and eat them. They’re usually paper napkins, but sometimes I get cloth. My dads have to do periodic napkin checks to make sure everyone’s are safe.
Napkin Eater
Posts Tagged: Corgi
Marley vs garbage can
We were out of tea & crumpets!
I eat hats
I love to eat my sister’s clothes. -Katy
I killed a Black Snake (not actually a snake)
I killed a black snake. Why aren’t you happy?
I love your jeans
I destroy anything with metal buttons: my aunt’s zips, my aunt’s jeans, my aunt’s favorite wool sweater… any metal part of my aunt’s things. And I bite her feet, but not my mom’s. But she just won’t get the hint! Maybe if I’m a little clearer she’ll stop taking pictures and start packing bags.
Nugget the Corgi Likes to Redecorate
When she gets bored, Nugget likes to move her bowls around. But when it’s time to get out she pretends to act stuck and helpless.
Corgi Chip
I always tell everyone that Dexter is “up to no good” throughout the day.
Charlie and the abandoned breakfast
I eat old muffin wrappers and puke them up on my parent’s rug
The Corgi Workout
Remington hates to lose a good game of tug of war. So instead of admitting defeat, he lays down and makes his friend drag his limp body across the yard. If you want it, you gotta work for it!
Shorter is Better
Sadie thinks that if she can’t be tall then neither can her mom. Poor heels!
