That shirt lasted exactly 52 minutes before I crawled under the couch and chewed the neck off. I am indeed why we can’t have nice things.
-Dr. Watson (8 months)
That Shirt Lasted Exactly 52 Minutes Before I
Posts Tagged: Cocker Spaniel
Dont Be Mad At Me I Called Shotgun
Don’t be mad at me! I called shotgun!
Even Though My Family Buys Me Tasty Food
Even though my family buys me tasty food, I refuse to eat it. Instead I jump on the table and eat their food.
I Lick Hallucinogenic Frogs
I lick hallucinogenic frogs
I Eat Everything
I eat cat poop everything.
I Flip My Food Bowl Everyday
I flip my food bowl everyday so my owner’s house looks like a cereal factory.
Knocked over the trash can
They think a nice note negates the fact they knocked over the trash can
