Went on a walkabout, got lost.
Went on a walkabout, got lost.
Mommy, we are so sorry! We thought you bought these to share…
It was a misunderstanding.
I ate Steve’s sandwich while he wasn’t looking and now he won’t play with me…when’s dinner?
Misty likes to ruin picnics…. and lawns, apparently.
Emmy will hide for days after a haircut. she gets embarrased and sniffs her own butt to make sure its really her. our cats secretly laugh at her making it worse.
I like to throw up my breakfast and then eat it. My human brother watches me and it makes him gag too! I smell like vomit every day.
Stella: I had explosive diarrhea–the smell was so bad it woke my owner up (even though she was on a different floor of the house)
Piper: Then I walked in it, up the newly carpeted stairs, and jumped on the bed
“My family switched to cloth diapers so I at least won’t die from being nasty.” After eating several disposable diapers out of the trash, we got worried that our dog, Lola, was ingesting some gnarly chemicals. We invested in cloth diapers, hoping that they’d stay out her reach and wouldn’t be as harsh on her system. That was naiveā¦ apparently she can smell poopy diapers through the wet bags. Diapers are her favorite, but she’s also a fan of underwear, pants, shirts, bibs, and gym shoes.
When mom forgets to shut the door to the shower…I sneak in.