I stole raw carrots off my mom’s plate them vomited the on the living room carpet! I love carrots, I think I just ate too many of them too quickly. She was talking to the neighbour at the door, and I hid under the coffee table for my vegetable binge.
Ginger: “I ate this hoodie”.
Cappy: “I watched”.
“I chewed up mom’s charitable giving statement and I’m not sorry.” -Cino
“I eat fertilizer out of the blueberry planter in the backyard.”–Hutch
Despite being… extremely elderly (exact age unknown) and toothless, Hutch hops between blueberry planters on three legs, sampling the finest fertilizer in the backyard.
I eat the edges of the carpet then barf it into the middle of the room.
I escaped and was wandering around for a week. My owner was up day and night looking for me! I am not ashamed
<3 Pretty Boy
Good thing I put flyers EVERYWHERE. He is now micro-chipped and has a permanent tag….
I ate the notes from mom’s conference call. I am NOT ashamed.
My name is HoneyBear, and I lick people so much I could suffocate them… But I love people.
My name is Tai, and I am a nostril licker. Plus my licks are slobbery.
Honeybear (female) and Tai (male) are 5 year old, long-haired Chihuahuas from the same litter. HoneyBear is an incessant licker, but Tai is more of a sneak attack licker. He waits until you least expect it then he slaps you with an extra sloppy tongue. He is a master at getting right in the nostrils… repeatedly. They are definitely both loved and spoiled anyway! 🙂
Miss Cleo has to wear outfits designed for guinea pigs.
Who, me? Rip a gaping hole in the sheet in an attempt to bury my squeaky pig? Never.
