While my parents were on vacation I stayed at mema’s house. I peed on her garbage can 8 times.I peed on her couch and on the corner of her stove. I don’t think she will babysit anymore.
She packed my bags and a brochure for kennels in the future for parents and delivered me home with a bow on my head.
I peed in mom’s hat and she didn’t find out until after she put it on! NOT SORRY! -Cosmo
If you make a farting noise, she will stare at you and refuse to sit near you. However, all 5 lbs of her shamelessly expels gas rancid enough to KO a rugby team.
“I just bit the track off the $1,500 pool cleaner. I’m not sorry. I’ll catch that thing yet!
-Ziggy”
Ziggy is our 3 year old chihuahua who has a personal vendetta against our robotic pool cleaner. As of now it’s;
Ziggy – 3 | Robot – 0
While I was throwing a pool party, for my birthday, Sweet Pea decided to dig through my friend Holly’s bag. She found a treat and claimed it for her own.
“I stole Holly’s sock while my mother was having a pool party…”
Bambi loves cat puke and cat poop. She apparently has supersonic hearing and heard the cat puking in the other room. She ran into the room and was gobbling up the puke as it was coming out of the poor cat.
Frenemies, Boris the Jack Russell and Emily, the one-eyed Chihuahua, came charging out the door for some morning sun today…
Charlie couldn’t help stealing my Dad’s birthday chocolate. This daughter didn’t put her dogs away to leave the house with the birthday boy.
Annabelle gets mad when she can’t go to work with her mommy…
Mom told me not to roll in poop — so I ate it. . . Then kissed the vet tech…
