I ate moms wedding ring & it had to be surgically removed from my tummy
Editor’s note: for better or for worse.
I ate moms wedding ring & it had to be surgically removed from my tummy
Editor’s note: for better or for worse.
If a stranger tries to pick me up I will pee or poop down the front of their shirt. I have no shame!
I skid my butt across the floor of the elevator when there are lots of other people in it.
This little pooch isn’t even sorry.. I think a good dose of public shaming is just what the vet ordered!
Zoey and Clementiny are purse thieves who steal from babies.
Skittles has a penchant for dog biscuits, Swedish Fish candy, and (apparently) La-Z-Boy couches. On the sly chewing fetish.
My addiction to rolling in worms is out of control.
Sorry, Barbie!