Dug a big hole under fence but was too fat to fit under it.
Measure once, dig twice
Posts Tagged: Chihuahua
Ninja Pooper
We took took three of our five rescue Chihuahuas to to local pet store, and Sage decided that that was the perfect time for a bathroom break. Ninja style she pooped while we weren’t looking, resulting in my brand new shoes and the shopping cart getting a new paint job.
Breaking up with Leonard
Hi, my name is Nugget and I just destroyed my favourite thing in the whole world and now I am sad and lost.
I’m bad because…
my dog is StellaBlue, we’ve only had her for a few months, but love her like we’ve had her forever…
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I’m bad because I eat rabbit poop!
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I’m bad because I thought they were berries!
Run, Run, Ruby
Our sweet little Ruby can run amazingly fast. My daughter decided to open the screen door one morning and let her out. Ruby does not come when you call her, it just gives her inspiration to run harder.
Inter-office memo
Stella Luna, our Chihuahua can cast spells, and even when she is locked in her cage a turd can appear in my office at anytime.
International Pooper
Mellie was mad that my husband travels so much for work…so she pooped in his suitcase. Since it was a checked bag, he only discovered her ‘gift’ after two long days of international flights. She had no shame!
What, not curtain call?
“I beat physics! I pooped on the curtain!”
I’d pulled up all my rugs hoping she’d choose her pee pad over the hardwood floor. I didn’t anticipate this.
Let me show you how much I missed you
As soon as my Dad sit down after work I start to hump him
I thought you said we were going out for sushi tonight
he ate my fish food and he’s not sorry
