Mom said I couldn’t have “coffee time” with the ladies, so I took a dump that stunk up the entire house. I showed her who’s boss…and I’d do it again. -Brig
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My mom put me on a diet so I ate the blinds!
When I get scared I run & pop at the same time.
Ana
Side note, she farted as I was posting this picture.
My humans took me for a beautiful car ride in the country. In repayment for their love and generosity, I wiped my butt on the back seat of mom’s car leaving a six inch long skid mark. Thanks for the ride… Sorry, not sorry for the skid mark.
George climbed on the table while i was out and chewed my new book.
I took my English Bulldog Piggy into Petco to get her shots updated, and she decided to poop on the floor not only once, but twice in a crowded area with other dogs. She then got out of her collar and ran off in the store as I was trying to pay. The whole area they were giving shots at smelled like poo as we were leaving. So embarrassing.
I am a bad dog because I ate the pump filter door off my mom’s washing machine.
I get soooo excited when we have company over that I hump the cat! Poor kitty.
I get embarrassed when my mom & dad yell at me for trying to hump my 12-year-old human sisters friends…
