Dogshaming

Chalk it up to Youthful Exhuberance

Posted February 21st, 2016 by Audra Williams & filed under Submitted, Surprise Poops.

I ate chalk. Now I’ll have rainbow poop.

Studfinder

Posted February 3rd, 2016 by Audra Williams & filed under Renovation and Redecoration, Submitted.

Pepper must have gotten bored and wanted to try out some DIY work around my brand new house.

Soggy Piggy in a Blanket

Posted January 25th, 2016 by Audra Williams & filed under Bed Hogs, Submitted.

Mom and I go to bed before dad does. I lick his pillow and his side of the covers then refuse to move when he climbs in. Love, Piggy. #sorrynotsorry
My husband ends up wrestling Piggy over to get some room in bed, and when he does he gets to sleep in soggy blankets with a soggy pillow.

Hamster Cage

Posted January 11th, 2016 by Audra Williams & filed under Dog Bed Destruction, Submitted.

I tore my bed apart and turned my kennel into a hamster cage.

Hands up, baby hands up!

Posted November 25th, 2015 by Audra Williams & filed under Submitted, Toy Tug-O-War.

I eat the legs off my toy then throw them up on the carpet.

Siblings Share… Right?

Posted September 2nd, 2015 by Audra Williams & filed under Bad Babysitter, Submitted.

Came home from work today to find that Rocko had chewed a big hole in the new baby’s blanket… While he was still in his cage. Pulled it right through the bars. Bad dog!!!

Mischievously Minty

Posted August 21st, 2015 by Audra Williams & filed under Best Friend Betrayal, Pilfering Pooches, Submitted.

I am a Chapstick stealing jerk. I ate all the eos lip balms in perpetration for my peoples return, nothing better than perfectly moisturized lips.

It’s not a vitamin deficiency

Posted August 13th, 2015 by Audra Williams & filed under Litter Box Bandits, Submitted.

My veterinarian ruled out a vitamin deficiency so I guess my secret is out. I really just like the taste of cat turds from the litter box. Sorry, not sorry. -Daphne