J.A.R.V.I.S… can you imagine humbly handing someone back their underwear.. with a tiny teeth marks torn in them..??
while guests are seated on the toilet .. i barge in and try to pull their pants all the way off..
Plays tug-o-war with undies
Posts Tagged: Bulldog
Show me Your Papers
Hello, I’m Lenny.
I’m a paper addict and I need help. I tried to eat the cable bill and this sign.
What’s missing is his girlfriend and her sign saying that she helps him by bringing him the bills.
You’re Home Early
This Boston Bully pleads the 5th. We suspect she wakes up with blood* on her hands and doesn’t know what happened but knows she did something bad.
*down-pillow feathers
You Always Wanted a Small Wedding, no?
My fiancé and I left to go to the spa and when we came home I found my notebook on Sally’s bed! I opened it up and the 5 pages of our wedding guest’s addresses were GONE! There was evidence all over the couch and on her bed!
How Much is that [gonna cost me] Doggie in the Window
Oscar charged at the window in an attempt to catch a fly. He broke the window with his giant head. I had just spent half an hour cleaning concrete-like nose prints off the same window.
Puzzling Behaviour
I ate my sister and mothers puzzles, and they worked so hard on them.
Don’t ask me to Downward Dog
Meatball has read all the articles about getting a “sexy beach body” for summer, but he still isn’t doing any downward dog!
Sneezing is Caring
My 2 year old American Bulldog Madison. Whenever we sit down to eat she like to sneeze on you and your plate, then stare at you as if to say “you know you’re not gonna eat that now, I’ll help”
Let me Borrow Them Shoes!
I only received the shoe the day before, but Zarya didn’t think they were worthy of my feet. So now she must wear them!
Good to the last lick, and beyond…
Ruby likes to lick the tile, all day, every day…before/after meals, just anytime…no matter how many times I tell her to knock it off, she doesn’t care that the tile gets slippery for us!
