You went out to dinner so I ate your chair. Sorry I’m not sorry. I left the ottoman untouched.
Posts Tagged: Bulldog
Wedding Coordinators
We don’t like when Mommy tries to wedding plan without us; we picked out our favorite colors. You’re welcome
Apparently the puppies have some opinions regarding my upcoming wedding.
“I ate baby Jesus while you were in the shower mommy”
Murphy ate baby Jesus in the manger and chewed off Joseph’s hand while mommy was in the shower! How rude.
I ate a German Textbook
While the family was asleep, Frank decided to take up German. This is an $80 textbook.
Adoptable Fridays: Lexie
Lexie is a young mastiff/bulldog mix who is nearly 90lbs and can make grown men cry with her farts. One end is drool, the other is gas. The middle is usually wiggling with joy at the attention of any human. She is currently in eastern PA, and we adopt throughout the New England area. Lexie is with Red Hook Dog Rescue, a small NYC rescue that focuses on special-needs dogs.Lexie’s favorite thing to do is roll on her back for bellyrubs… and then toot her contentment. Because what you really need when you’re bending down close to rub her belly is a weapons-grade air biscuit launched into your face in thanks.
Lexie loves, loves all people — truly she has never met a stranger. She plays a little rough for small kids, so we’d rather see her in a home with 12 and up. She will chase small critters so cannot be in a home with cats or small dogs. How fast can a dog with three legs run, you might think? FAST ENOUGH. Oh, yes, about the three legs thing. Lexie is indeed a tripod. It does not bother her in the slightest. She is healthy, spayed, up to date on shots, is housetrained and has basic obedience training.
Lexie would like a big (65+) male dog as a buddy/playmate, though… so those of you with big naughty boxers that need more exercise so they’ll stop eating mattresses and sheetrock out of boredom, consider Lexie!
She also has a full training scholarship so although she has basic obedience, her new owners would get free sessions with a good trainer local to them! We would LOVE to find Lexie a home in time for Christmas, either foster or adoptive.
The Moo
My English Bulldog Missy Moo, she is NOT fond of exercise!!!!
Tis the season…
The Goose
Goose is terrified of her own poop…
Sarge
I was suspicious when Sarge didn’t greet me at the door as I came home. I found him like this in the living room.
Mr. Bean B-Cup Shame
Mr Bean has never touched “women’s undergarments” ever again