After a long week of work, I came home to the porch decorated with charcoal and lots of dust by my sweet Lolo.
Lolo wants to help BBQ
Posts Tagged: Bull Mastiff
Turkey Stealer
While having a party Otis the 8 year old Mastiff decided to help herself to the turkey which was still on the rotisserie!
A Gland Problem
I have a (salivary) gland problem. I fling slobber on the walls, ceiling, furniture, people… Anything within a 10 foot radius. – Spanky, the Mastiff
Thoughtful Tonka
Good news! I checked all your boxes-no bombs! Signed Tonka (who apparently thinks she’s a bomb sniffing dog.)
Stinky Luke
The smell of my farts wake my mom out of a sound sleep.
Couch Hog
Hi, My name is Malcolm
I have no problem kicking daddy off the couch… i want mommy all to myself… she’s a better cuddler
Couch hog
Even if you were here first, Aggie the 2 year old Mastiff, will inch her way across the entire couch. This is Aggie, and she is a couch hog!
Adoptable Fridays: Lexie
Lexie is a young mastiff/bulldog mix who is nearly 90lbs and can make grown men cry with her farts. One end is drool, the other is gas. The middle is usually wiggling with joy at the attention of any human. She is currently in eastern PA, and we adopt throughout the New England area. Lexie is with Red Hook Dog Rescue, a small NYC rescue that focuses on special-needs dogs.Lexie’s favorite thing to do is roll on her back for bellyrubs… and then toot her contentment. Because what you really need when you’re bending down close to rub her belly is a weapons-grade air biscuit launched into your face in thanks.
Lexie loves, loves all people — truly she has never met a stranger. She plays a little rough for small kids, so we’d rather see her in a home with 12 and up. She will chase small critters so cannot be in a home with cats or small dogs. How fast can a dog with three legs run, you might think? FAST ENOUGH. Oh, yes, about the three legs thing. Lexie is indeed a tripod. It does not bother her in the slightest. She is healthy, spayed, up to date on shots, is housetrained and has basic obedience training.
Lexie would like a big (65+) male dog as a buddy/playmate, though… so those of you with big naughty boxers that need more exercise so they’ll stop eating mattresses and sheetrock out of boredom, consider Lexie!
She also has a full training scholarship so although she has basic obedience, her new owners would get free sessions with a good trainer local to them! We would LOVE to find Lexie a home in time for Christmas, either foster or adoptive.
