Dogshaming

Crop Circles

Posted April 26th, 2015 by dogkeeper & filed under Disgusting Doggies, Submitted, Surprise Poops.

I pooped in the house and turned on the Roomba all by myself! Now there are poop crop circles all over the carpet. Mom wasn’t very happy.

I guess she just tried to clean up her own mess?

Oscar The Grouch is Green

Posted April 21st, 2015 by dogkeeper & filed under Bad Bakers, Submitted.

“I stole the green food coloring while Mom was making cupcakes and made a big mess of myself and the carpet.”

That wasn’t a single serving?

Posted April 16th, 2015 by Audra Williams & filed under Bad Bakers, Submitted.

Sorry that I are your pie mom. Next time I’ll save you a piece.

Could I bee any more bloated?

Posted April 15th, 2015 by Audra Williams & filed under Submitted, Who's Training Whom.

Nilla loves to chase and eat bees in our clover-filled back yard. She’s 3 years old — you’d think she’d learn, but she’s not the brainiest pup in the pack.

This book is offensive to all literate dogs!

Posted April 2nd, 2015 by dogkeeper & filed under Reading Rover, Submitted.

My sweet boxer destroyed my new dog shaming book while I was away. I guess she wasn’t asmused.

Bad Host

Posted March 31st, 2015 by dogkeeper & filed under Bad Babysitter, Best Friend Betrayal, Submitted.

I get embarrassed when my mom & dad yell at me for trying to hump my 12-year-old human sisters friends…

I was bringing you a fresh roll

Posted March 19th, 2015 by Audra Williams & filed under Submitted, Toilet Paper Pups.

This is Daisy, our 4 1/2 month old boxer. She loooooves to get into the toilet paper when we’re not looking!

Part of a complete diet

Posted February 21st, 2015 by & filed under Double Trouble, Submitted.

Charley says: I ate the cactus house plant & I am not sorry.

Jabu says: Tomorrow you will be !!

Happy Valentines Day!

Posted February 14th, 2015 by & filed under Disgusting Doggies, Holiday Hooligans, Submitted.

While I was out playing hockey Iris was busy making me a valentines present. And proving the lock on the garbage doesn’t work too well.

In the Name of Science – Help needed!

Posted February 11th, 2015 by dogkeeper & filed under Submitted.

“I Ate My Humans Research Project, Help!!”

My teenage human is conducting scientific research on the personality traits of dog owners and parents. Please help him by taking his survey, as a bonus you’ll learn your personality type!

Editor’s note: Austin is a Junior in High School participating in this year’s science fair. This is what he had to say about his project: “I’m trying to determine if parents and dog owners possess similar personality traits. I’m challenging the belief that ‘you should get a dog before you have a child because it will prepare you for parenthood.’ My belief is that people who genuinely want to take care of and love a dog naturally possess good traits for parenthood.”

Please take a minute to fill out Austin’s survey and help out a fellow dog shaming fan! IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE!

Click here to be directed to the survey website.

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