My mom was cutting the grass & I got bored. Now I am green all over
The Grass is Always Greener

My mom was cutting the grass & I got bored. Now I am green all over
Samwise got into the cat box and had himself a birthday dinner of clumping litter. A trip to the emergency vet and several hundred dollars later, he’s feeling the repercussions of his choice of meal.
I chewed up mom’s remote control to our tv while she was icing Day of the Dead cookies…it’s the second time this month!
Tootsie was sprayed by a skunk for the 8th time!
My dog ate a single piece of a puzzle I have been working on for almost 2 weeks…I was less than impressed!!!
I sleep under Moms desk chair and fart every 30 seconds.
This is the fourth loofa I’ve destroyed. Sorry, not sorry.
Ruby
In the time it took me to put the dog food in the back of the car and put the cart back to the cart return at Petsmart, Maggie did this.
Finley ate the cleaner’s flip flop and she had to go home barefoot in the rain.
Why do you need yoga when you can run trail with me?! I’m just trying to ensure that you get lots of cardio.